I NEED TO BE BRITISH, BECAUSE BRITISH PEOPLE ARE AWESOME.
Reasons as follows:
1. Accent
2. Doctor Who
3. Harry Potter
4. All of the above.
I don't really need anything else.
Also the actual things i have learnt from the doctor (if you get all of this, get a car and meet me in a cornfield, we have some driving to do.)
1. Angels probably aren't your friends
2. Cracks in the walls can't be repaired.
3. Make sure your 'proper identification' isn't a centuries old library card
4. Fish fingers + Custard = Yum
5. Turn left
6. Beware shop window dummies
7. Trees are people too
8. People who repeat after you can do worse than annoy you
9. Reality TV can kill you
10. Infostamps are not for human consumption
11. Just because something looks human doesn't mean it is
12. Britian's royal family are were wolves
13. Count the shaows if you want to live
14. Traffic Jams could be a whole lot worse
15. Don't blink
16. Beans are evil.... Bad, bad beans
17. "Exterminate" doesn't just mean bugs
18. Spare hands are handy!
19. Sometimes everybody lives
20. A series of four taps is really bad news
21. Cookies make handy self-destruct buttons
22. Pockets are always good to have
23. Never go anywhere without a sonic screwdriver
24. Birdsong means you're dreaming
25. Always bring a banana to a party
REMEMBER GUYS.
THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF RUNNING TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~
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