Summer falls, and so does the rain. Non stop.

hehe i have officially converted a friend to the great Dr Who series. :3

He's watching all the episodes frantically haha.

Also I have barely studied this mid sem break D: where did all my time go? (i know where it went: divided equally between sleeping, cooking, dr who and manga ==")

...

I have a massive dilemma.

My house has no dryer. But i washed my clothes 3 days ago, but i didn't take it down from the clothesline.

Now they're sitting in the rain.

What should i do?!? If i leave it out for too long they'll go mouldy, but if i take it down i have no where to put it. *cries*

Ah dilemma!!

...

Cooking for the household is kinda fun. I'll start be deciding what to make, and then about 15 minutes in (after I've done all the prep and the smell of food starts floating) the girls will come in and watch haha.

Also, we talk about retarded things and sing songs :)

I've realised it's a very 'girls' house. Like, we leave stuff lying around we can't leave lying around if there were guys here, but because we're all girls no one cares. ^^

...

I said i would steal it, and so i did.


1: A song you like with a colour in the title
Red cup, hands up, long brown hair - Boys Like Girls (haha it has two colours!)

2: A song you like with a number in the title

22 - Taylor Swift

3: A song that reminds you of summertime 
Naked Kids - Group Love

Haha i remember when i showed my brother this song and he FLIPPED OUT IT WAS HILARIOUS

3: A song that reminds you of fond memories
Fireflies - Owl City ;)

Also Bohemian Rhapsody  - Queen 

16th Birthday party! Walking down the streets screaming that out, ah that was crazy :p

OH EL

hare hare yukai

THERE ARE TOO MANY SONGS.

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 
haha. Love the way you lie - Rihanna

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
Ancient History - Hawk Nelson

6: A song that makes you want to dance
Only one real option here.

Call me maybe - Carly Rae Jepson

Lol jokes (sort of) Here's another one. 

Don't you worry child - Swedish House Mafia

7: A song to drive to

Like a lazy sunday afternoon drive? That's the only times im in the car... 
Put your records on - Corrine Bailey Rae

8: A song about drugs or alcohol
oh dear.

That shot song?

(only found out what it was actually called after i looked it up...)

9: A song that makes you happy 
DR WHO THEME SONG!!!!!!

ALL OF THEM

10: A song that makes you sad
I Need Love - Anna Gilbert

(it's not on youtube, awks...)

11: A song that you never get tired of
Aha i can never get tired of Relient K :)

Faking my own suicide - Relient K

12: A song from your preteen years
HAHA PRETEEN. That was like, what only 6 years ago? How strange 6 years seems so long. 

Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard

THIS WAS THE FIRST SONG THAT CAME TO MIND HAHA YELLOW CARD ><

13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
And I am telling you - Jennifer Holiday

Although this is a recent version, DUDE ISN'T JESSICA FRICKIN AMAZING????

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
Currently I can only think of classical music, and so I'd have to go with 

Arabesque- Debussy 

15: A song that is a cover by another artist
Dare you to move - Jayesslee (original by Switchfoot)

16: One of your favorite classical songs.

I already used Arabesque D: 

Ave Maria Violin Duet - Schubert

17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

Lucky - Jason Mraz and Colbie Calliat

18: A song from the year that you were born
Hero - Mariah Carey

19: A song that makes you think about life

Deathbed - Relient K. 

I know the choice i have here seem glum, but it's actually a good song.

20: A song that has many meanings to you
Wooden Shelves - JD Eicher & the Goodnights

21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
Cho Chang - AVPM

If that doesn't count

Jefferson, Aero Plane - Relient K

and if that doesn't count

Peter Pan - Jinja Safari.

That's it.

22: A song that moves you forward
haha.

Foward Motion - Relient K.

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

Life of the Party - Boys like Girls.

24: A song by a band you wish were still together
... nope.

25: A song by an artist no longer living
Close to you - The Carpenters (the singer is not alive...)

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
ahaha. 

Non-fiction love song - Jillian Edwards

27: A song that breaks your heart
Does this make me terribly sentimental? 

Butterfly Kisses - Bob Carlisle  

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love

Love on Top - Beyonce

29: A song that you remember from your childhood
HAHA CHILDHOOD = DISNEY

hrm hard to choose. I'll think I'll go with Belle. 

I couldn't find the original cause copyrights, so here's DARREN CRISS.

ALSO I WATCHED VEGGIE TALES

Larryboy 

30: A song that reminds you of yourself
I've said this before, but I'm sure this song fits my life to a 'T' 

Maintain consciousness - Relient K

Where does that phrase even come from?

THIS TOOK SO MUCH LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

S'MORES OMG

OMG so i was browsing internet instead of working as always when i chanced upon THIS baby:

It's a smores maker!!!!!! DUDE ISN'T IT LIKE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER????

I remember when i first had a s'more, it was when i was in year 3 at church camp, they had a campfire and a friend gave me one... and it blew my mind.

It's better than just camp-toasted marshmellows, and it's a whole lot worse for you.

When i went home, i spent a long time trying to replicate the taste, including skewering marshmellows with chopsticks and holding it over our gas fire stove (was screamed at and kicked off), holding it over a candle (my mum kept hiding the matches after a small incident where i singed my fringe lol), and then we had this really good heater that had wire heating things ( i don't know how it works, but if you touched it you burnt yourself.)

So we ended up pressing the marshmellows super close to the wire and they went all warm and a little bit brown, but no where near the campfire version.

I want toasted marshmellows.

I wish i had a bunsen burner so we could make it haha...

but then i wouldn't have the gas to use it anyway... oh well.

SMORES!

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So i was at dymocks the other day and my mum was looking at the biography section.

When i was younger i always got bibliography confused with biography. Now it's the other way round lol.

Anyway back on topic, it made me think: "Why would you want to buy a book about someone's life when it's all on wikipedia if they're interesting enough to get their book published anyway?"

And then i saw this on the internet lol.

And then i figured that's why people buy them.

Reasons:
Way better than your life: You're a nosy person and you like to know about celebs and famous people
Pretty much like your life: Voyeur. You just like to compare and wonder what you would do in their situation, especially since it's so close to yours.
Way worse than your life: One of three options
1. You read these cause you're genuinely interested in the issues that they suffered/ordeals they went through.
                          eg. domestic abuse, 3rd world problems, dealing with personal sickness/trauma whatever
2. You're looking for motivation.
                          eg. If that guy can get through that horrible thing, i can get through my HSC.
3. You just wanna feel better about yourself.
                          eg. I'm a horrible person. lol look, his wife died!

And also, i just realised biography is down the ailse for all them History and Memory kids and life writing kids.

haha.

Anyway, I haven't been studying much, and instead i was eating ice cream when my sister showed my this:

HOLY CRAP RIGHT????? DID NOT EVEN NOTICE.
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Anyway, just because i haven't for a while:

 CONGRATS FOR ALL THOSE HIGH UMAT SCORES EVERYONE WHO DID.

If you didn't, meh, you'll kill everything else :)

Slave - er, I mean PA - day

Today, I:
- danced gangnam style 12 times
- danced the Macarena
- danced the chicken dance 8 times
- serenaded
              • miss cowghill (someone like you)
              • miss savage (nothing on you shouted across the quad)
              • a lot of random yr 7s
              • some poor yr 11 (i'm yours on a borrowed ukulele in physics.)
              • a group of year 8s on their robbed guitar (Friday)
- belted "I'm a Barbie girl" and "Friday" to a weirded out quad
- drove a physics class nuts with call me maybe
- made fart noises in a bio class
- "confiscated" someone's phone for texting in bio class
- taught a perms and combs class in math
- edited a bunch of ext1 short stories
- acted out othello
- took ancient history notes
- rapped about boudecia(?) (some british warrior queen)
- charades in ancient history based on wilu-something
- drew mr blundon in physics on the white board.
- played 'fairy tale space jump'
- played 'honey, smile for me'
- acted out Downtown :D
- talked about Yu-gi-oh with some yr7s.
- stole the soccer ball from the back oval boys in yr 11
- grabbed a guy and told him I'm pregnant (he ran away lololol)
- chased Jaewoo because I was supposed to 'dack' him.
- dackked sid (sorry dude...) [he was wearing a skirt and tights]
- dressed up in a brown Afro and the ruby moon dress from drama. Apparently I looked too much like Annie so they put make up on me
- sung the Annie "tomorrow song" to an ext1eng class.
- third wheeled a very awkward yr 11 couple (was told to)
- ran around the quad screaming "the rapture is coming! YOLO!" and grabbing people's faces.
- bursting into random classrooms shouting "did you miss me?"
- stole mr blundon's pen
- took notes and did odd jobs for teachers

overall, it was an intense, tiring experience that was actually kind of fun :p

OOOFT NO MORE WRITTEN EXAMS.

YAYERS!

although i'm still not free askjasdghaosiunvaowisgn cause i have drama and ext2, but hey! i don't have to see  stupid exam centre vibe anymore. I swear, that room was so much less menacing for trivia night :p

anyway, i basically didn't study for legal, so i think i did pretty badly lol. I just made up things for my two essays. Oh well. At least i sort of answered the question. Maybe.

I did pretty badly in 2nd drama essay though. ergh.

Oh well.

So instead of thinking of that, or my ext2, or my drama prac, i shall instead think of cool happy thoughts, like what i will do after exams!

For example, i could watch doctor who and read manga again, insteading of studying.

Oh wait, i'm doing that anyway.

King of hard work!

Not.

At any rate, i'm looking forward to Live Aid, but i have a bit of a feeling i will suck haha.

here's some amazing girl i found today

I really liked her arrangement, it was really cool :D

So yes.
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ALSO THERE IS A MASSIVE SALE AT TYPO, IT'S SO GOOD.

I really wanted to buy the $10 lantern set, i've wanted it for so long... alas i have no cash. aha.

It's ok. I'll get 3 jobs after i do hsc. Then i can online shop as much as i want. >:D

ETSY DOCTOR WHO MERCH HERE I COME!

I have become quite the Etsy addict. I check it periodically every 3 or so hours.

Unfortunately, all the people that appear to make good doctor who/nerd stuff either live in England or Ameria.

Are there no arty geeks in Australia?????????

Anyway here's some of the cool stuff i found.

I  know, I have weird tastes.

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Have fun guys!

OPPA GANGHAM STYLE!

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY?????

 weirdest video ever. me and my siblings and just running around screaming "OPPA GANGHAM STYLE"

Also i thought, since i don't wanna do math, i'd do a survey lol.

Stole this from RL, like every other survey i do. (Where do you find these?)

Tell about the best day of your life.
They day i was born? That's a pretty good day...

Maybe the day that i finally meet the doctor lol. it's future, but it'll happen.

The most heartbroken you have been, tell the story.
Erm, probably when i found out in like 2nd grad that the people i thought were my friends weren't and they were sending mean stuff around in like letters... yeah.

What were you like as a child?
Weird. Similar and different to what i am now. Though i can look back and see why i became this way haha

I guess as i kid i was super shy with people, unless i decided i liked them after the first few minutes. First impressions were vital with me when i was a kid.

Also, i was really bookwormy. (Still am, but not in public) i used t cross the street while reading, probably the most baddass thing i ever did.

The best thing that ever happenned to you? 
Maybe getting into baulko? i have friends now lol.

probably going to france lol.
 
Post a song that you can’t stand.
Most songs i hate, i get them stuck in my head, so then i end up somewhat coming to terms with them... its weird.


in general though, i hate dubstep. i don't even consider it music.

Post a song that you used to love.
I used to listen to this on repeat for hours... 

Post a picture of you smiling.
SO this is me and my bro, a while ago.
...
we like our food.

8 reasons to hate you.
1. I'm quite the cynical, sarcastic kid. i can rip people apart with words.
2. I'm notorious for my tendancy to 'flake'
3. I'm VERY lazy
4. If I acutally decide to meet you somewhere outside of school, i will 100% be late
5. I have a tendancy to rant
6. I'm super arguementative
7. I get bored of people. I don't like people. I can only stand so long outside of my house without wanting to go home.
8. I'm not good at conversing with people I don't like.

7 things you have in your bed.
1. My pillow
2. My second pillow
3. My blanket
4. My second blanket.
5. My pajama top
6. My pajama bottom.
7. My electric blanket.

I get cold at night.

6 things you can’t live without
1. My bed
2. My sleep
3. My phone
4. My family
5. My food
6. People. Sometimes. Some people more than others. I guess I should say friends instead.

Pour your heart out in two paragraphs.
DOCTOR WHO.

I'm done.

Your favorite book and why?

Probably the Hobbit.
It's something i can read and always want to read till the end, no matter how many times i've read it.

5 movies you recommend.
1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
4. Anything Disney (I'm feeling like Lilo and Stitch right now.)
5. Something Potter. Or Underworld. I don't know. lol.

4 ways to win your heart.
1. Be smarter than me. I know it kinda sounds obnoxious, but i don't think i could like someone who isn't smarter or at least as smart as me. what would we talk about? It's a big thing for me, i guess. Because i need to be able to argue without worrying about hurting them, but also to hear a logical arguement back. And they can't just shut my point down without given me a reason. I hate that.
2. Proportionate geekiness. They have to at least like 60% of my list of geeky. Preferably like the same kind of RPG/strategy games i do lol.
3. Christian. haha
4. Musical. or at least, likes similar music? I dunno. I would love to have someone to jam with.


How you see yourself by the end of your year
Working.

Do you believe in love at first sight - why?
Nope. Cause that's so superficial. 

A song that makes you cry
There's only ever been one song that i tear up every time.

1 thing you want to do before you die.
Busk.

Favorite type of music.
Punk rock.
Alternative rock.
Or anything that has amazing guitar - acoustic or electric, i don't mind.

Give 15 tips to your followers to get through life.
Fifteen is a lot. This may end up as a bunch of crap.

1. Don't give a crap about what people say about you. Haters gonna hate.
2. You don't need maths in high school. or sciences. don't do them. they're evil.
3. Sleeping is the best thing you can do.
4. Note there is no around after sleeping in that suggestion.
5. Get a job.
6. Read a book sometimes. They're nice.
7. Get along with your siblings, if you have them. or try to at least. cause blood is thicker than water?
8. Food does not need to be expensive to be good.
9. You should not place value on yourself through you husband (AHEM RH)
10. watch doctor who. it's worth it. (Shut up JJ)
11. Don't mindlessly hate stars. Why does everyone hate Jusitn Beiber?
12. Learn another language. If you already speak 2 languages because of your nationality, learn another. Languages are good.
13. Don't become a cat lady.
14. Play games, but not like those crazy koreans who end up dying.
15. I know this maybe annoying to some, but believe in Jesus... cause it really takes a weight off your shoulders. In my opinion anyway.

Favorite place on earth.
My room haha

Seven fears/phobias. 
1. Big Dogs
2. Thunder
3. squeaky doors when i'm home alone
4. falling into the gap between the train and the platform
5. the dark (after i've watched a particularly frightening doctor who episode)
6. Math tests
7. the future, because of what it can hold

Two things you wish you could do.
1. Speak lots of languages. like 5.
2. Compose music better.

10 things (not people) that make you happy.
1. eating something i've been craving for a while.
2. Doctor who.
3. just jamming with my sister
4. baking
5. afternoon light at the park, with the natural breeze and all
6. writing/playing/listening to music
7. manga
8. gaming lol
9. petrichor
10. looking at old photos 

yup so thats that!

bye guys.

School today was cool.

Double free today. Studied English in the grass. I think there's nothing nicer than just sitting in the grass and reading, feeling the sun and the breeze. The sun is so nice. I guess vitamin D is good for you after all, so it's all right. As long I don't burn. I burn quite easily.

I like the smell of grass. Grass smells nice. Especially grass that's been slightly crushed from my elbow as I lean on it. Although commenting on the nice smell of grass makes me think of Tangled when Rapunzel when she gets out of her tower for the first time.

"just smell the grass, the dirt, just liked I dreamed they'd be..."

I love disney :D

I really am happy we only have to do two speeches for essay. Now I can do Atwood and Suu Kyi's speeches without having to find another link with another speech. :) love their speeches, such powerful speeches on women. Although Atwoods is the best. :D

But sedat isn't too bad. I admire his push for peace. I could relate that and Suu Kyi.

... The problem I find with English essays is that i have too much to wirte and I have nowhere to start.

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So in Drama we had to hand in a 300+ word piece about why we want to perform the piece we want to perform. 

Basically you have to crap about stuff.

Just thought I'd show you what I wrote and what I mean.  

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Student: Alysha Mah

Individual project type: Monologue

Title of project: Edith Piaf from Songs for Nobodies

1.      Whyyou choose this particular project?

On Sheet Answer: I chose to perform a monologue because I really like performing. I find that performing allows me to express personal thoughts and emotions. Performing is alsoa great outlet for my creativity and stress, a real benefit to any HSC student. 

I took along time to decide on any particular piece, as I was struggling to find a piece I really identified with. When I went to watch Songs for nobodies I was really moved by the Piaf section, as I havealways held a great admiration for Piaf as a vocalist. 

The monologueI chose is particularly unique as it involves singing as part of the performance.I have a great love for musical performance. Thus I felt that by finding apiece that combines both dramatic and musical performance was something that I greatly desired to perform.

What I was actually thinking: Originally, I wanted to not perfom at all. I wanted to send in written work on a costume design concept. I was really excited about it. But I couldn’t get my costume design concept right. I kept getting shut down. Then I got so fed up with it I burnt it all and went to do monologue. I chose a monologue with song in it because I would stand out. That’s it.

2.      Whatare your strengths in that field?

On Sheet Answer: In terms of the musical aspect of my individual project, I have studied music ever since I was six years old. I have performed music in concerts, including in bands, piano recitals, and vocal performances since I was seven. In terms of vocal performances, I also have experience in the area, composing my own pieces and performing at school concerts, church services, and gigs. I have also won singing competitions. 

In terms ofthe monologue itself, I have a reasonable ability to maintain a British accent,which is what is called for in the monologue. It also requires transformational acting, which I have experience in due to previous performances.

What i was actually thinking: I think I can sing. Gigs basically mean performing at relative's weddings and birthday parties. Singing competition was in 4th grade where i came first in a talent contest. And the British accent is the only one I can maintain for long enough, other than “stupid bitchy American girl” accent. 

3.      Howyou are preparing that project?

On Sheet Answer:I am preparing for the project by watching English television shows to studydifferent English accents. I am also going to a vocal tutor to attempt to trainmy voice as to properly imitate Edith Piaf’s singing style.

What I was actually thinking: LOL WHAT PREPARATION? I've read the script once, talked to a friend who teaches music who randomly meets up with at church, and watch a lot of Doctor Who. 

DOCTOR WHO IS TEH GREATEST!!!!!

GET IT? CAUSE THE DOCTOR HAS TWO HEARTS???? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Rory Williams jokes

WARNING. THIS ENTIRE POST IS BASED ENTIRELY ON WHO CULTURE. IF YOU ARE NOT A WHOVIAN, DON'T BOTHER READING THIS AT ALL, AS NOT ONLY WILL YOU PROBABLY NOT GET IT, YOU WILL ALSO FIND THIS TEDIOUS AND BORING.

DISCLAIMER. DO NOT READ IF YOU INTEND TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO (OR IF I INTEND TO FORCE YOU TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO AHEM JAMES) ANYTIME SOON, AS THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS AND WILL RUIN THE SUSPENSE OF AN ENTIRE THREE SEASON'S WORTH. DON'T DO IT IF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER.

On another note, hi to all ruse nerds who may be reading this. I love you guys.

At times like this I think of how I rant a lot about geeky stuff. Like that time, when I was at KF's house, and he was like "Alysha, you're such a geek." And I was like "No I'm... Yes. Yes I am." 

I just wanted to talk about Rory Williams, as currently in who culture he seems to hold a position of undefeatable bad assery. And he'll be leaving this season. :(

RORY WILLIAMS IS THE NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

•  I'm Sorry. Rory Williams is not the new Chuck Norris, because that implies there was something before Rory Williams.
• The TARDIS doesn’t need to refuel at the Cardiff rift any more.  It is powered by Rory’s awesomeness.
• Rory Williams cleans bed pans by scaring the crap out of them.
• The TARDIS calls Rory  ”the pretty one” because there’s no Gallifreyan Word for “ultimate stud muffin”.
• Rory Williams was erased from time and it messed things up so badly the universe had to be rebooted.
• Amy Pond married Rory Williams because Chuck Norris wasn’t man enough for her.
• They built the Pandorica to hold the Doctor because trying to hold Rory Williams would be just plain stupid.
• The Silence wishes they could forget seeing Rory Williams.
• Rory Williams doesn’t need a device to time travel. It simply shifts to whatever time Rory Williams says it is.
• A Dalek begged River Song for mercy because it knew who her father was. River Song granted the Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye instead of calling her father.
• The Daleks asked Steven Moffat to retire them because they didn’t want to fight Rory Williams.
• The House entity messed with Amy’s mind because messing with Rory’s mind would have popped the bubble universe. Loudly.
• River Song asked the Storm Cage guards to dress like Roman Centurions.  She has daddy issues.
• 100 Lesbian Dinosaur women agree: Rory Williams tastes like raw Habanero and Win.
• Rome Fell because the Emperor Honorious tried to open the Pandorica while Rory Williams was guarding it.
• The Dream Lord created two dreams that were obviously fake. In one there was a cold star that violated the laws of thermodynamics. In the other Rory Williams died.
• Look up the word “loyalty” in the Dictionaria Galactica and you will see a picture of Rory Williams with the caption “Top this, bitches!”
• Rory Williams’ Jelly Babies aren’t made from real babies.  They’re made from real Dalek babies.
• Rory Williams is the only man who could father a part-Time Lord human with his wife dressed as a police woman while traveling through the time vortex in a TARDIS that thinks he’s the pretty one…in bunk beds!
• Rory isn’t worried that Amy is going to run off with the Doctor, but the Doctor is worried that the TARDIS is going to run off with Rory.
• The Gamma Forest writing translated Melody’s name as River Song because there was no equivalent word for “daughter of supreme awesomeness”.
• What’s left of the 12 Cyber Legion is now a Peruvian Folk band called Rory’s Runaways.
• Rory Williams supports recycling. When he was plastic he recycled himself into a human being.
• On the day the Doctor defeated an army in 3 minutes and 42 seconds he still took orders from Rory Williams. “Oi! You! Get in here! Now!”
• Rory Williams doesn’t need regenerations to beat death. He uses his bare hands.
• The Doctor left Demon’s Run in a hurry because he knew that Rory was about to find out he’d been sonic-ing his daughter.  
• Rory Williams gave Rasillon a warning for leaving stuff lying scattered through time and space and said that next time he’d fine him. 
• Rory Williams remembered himself back to existence. 
• Rory Williams has died and returned to life so many times, Kenny wants his autograph. 
• At night children check their closet for the boogyman, at night the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, at night Chuck Norris checks his closet for Rory Williams.  
• Legend has it that Rory Williams once repeated a question. In retrospect, the event was called the Big Bang.  
• If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rory Williams.  
• When Amy and his daughter got kidnapped, Rory got so angry that Darth Vader felt a disturbance in the force in a galaxy far far away.  
• Rory Williams walked home from Gilligan’s Island.  
• In the library, River calls the tenth Doctor “pretty boy”. Little does she know, the TARDIS calls her father the same thing.  
• River Song granted a Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye, rather than calling her father.  
• Rory Williams is so awesome that the most used font is named in his honor.
• It takes billions of years of exposure to the untempered scizm to create a time lord. Or ONE night with Rory Williams.  
• Death once had a near Rory Williams experience
• Superman wears Rory Williams underwear
• Daleks? Aim for the eyetalk. Sontarans? Back of the neck Rory Williams? Run. Just run
• Rory Williams is here to kiss his wife or kick your ass. And he doesn't see his wife
• Rory Williams once got in a staring contest with a Weeping Angel. And won
• Rory uses the Vashta Nerada as shade
• Rory turned out the lights
• Chuck Norris wants to be a nurse
• Rory Williams shot his fiancée. She still married him
• Rory Williams is the reason Daleks learned to climb stairs
• That which does not kill Rory Williams makes him stronger. In addition, that which does kill Rory Williams also makes him stronger
• Rory Williams once punched the Eleventh Doctor. The First Doctor felt it.
• The universe tried to erase Rory once. It exploded
• Rory Williams makes "your mum" jokes to vampires. 
• Death cannot stop Rory Williams, all it can do is delay him for a while.
• The cybermen wish they could be upgraded into Rory Williams.
• Rory Williams just walks into Mordor.
• Rory Williams punched Hitler in the face. And then locked him in the closet.

CLASSIC RORY WILLIAMS/HARRY POTTER CROSS OVER

• Voldemort is afraid to speak the name of Rory Williams.
• The core of the elder wand is actually a piece of Rory Williams hair
• Rory Williams stole Voldemort's nose
• One time, a dementor kissed Rory Williams. It died.
• Rory Williams requires neither Horcruxes, Hallows, nor regeneration to throw Death the figurative middle finger. On multiple occasions. 
  

Memes in images

 

 

Fun facts:

• Amy made Rory dress up as 'The raggedy Doctor' ever since the were children. Role playing this way, he decided to get into the medical profession.
• He waited 2000 years for Amy to wake up in the Pandorica.

   CLOSING NOW.

i love doctor who :3