Sunday, January 1, 2012

A typical day in the life of me: Act 1

If my life were a play:
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[Alysha is on the computer researching for costume design project/reading shojo manga/ reading harry potter troll comics]
Alysha: i'm hungry...
Alysha realises the time is like 10:00pm
Alysha: Hey... dinner should have been like 3hours ago... [Walks upstairs purposefully] Mum I'm Hungry!
[Distant screaming] Mother: I DIDN'T MAKE DINNER TONIGHT!
Alysha: WHY?
Mother: I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT! MAKE YOUR OWN FOOD!
[Alysha pulls out cereal box and milk. Makes herself a bowl and goes straight back to the computer.]
Alysha: ... This bowl has seaweed on the side... ... ... meh.

End scene.

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Although seriously, why do they call it break fast cereal when it can be used for any meal?

and if you're wondering about the harry potter troll comics, they can all be found at this geniuses tumblr: http://spitcastle.tumblr.com

And here is an example:



Incredibly awesome right? haha i've always wondered about that too. 
HAVE FUN KIDS

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