Inequality

And i don't mean the gender related one.

that rant is for another time.

'inequality' is the title of my math joke love song.

if you didn't know i was lame before. well, now you do. haha. surprise!

here it is. for your groaning and shaking your head enjoyment. i present the lyrics.

It’s so quiet at the library

With a table just for you and me

But the silence isn’t awkward

Unless you really want it to

I think I'll feign stupidity so I can talk to you

I’ll be like, boy can you explain to me integration,

And how it differs from differentiation

I think you should integrate into my word

Cause I don’t wanna be anything else but your girl

CHORUS

You’re so smart people call you nerdy

But I think that’s so damn 1/cosC

You should know that you’re the one I adore

Cause you’re such a QT3.14

When I see you smile, my interest in you, compounds daily

Cause no one else makes my heart function turn this crazy

So if you were to calculate the equation of you plus me

You will find that there’s not one answer cause it’s an inequality

If I have done my mathematics correctly

You will see that the solution will always be <3.

You say if I need help give me your practise paper

And while you’re at it, lend me your calculator

You say it’s so easy, it’s only basic permutations

But I think I prefer, combinations

Of you and me

In a sum that goes to infinity

And although, I know, the probability is low

That I am greater than Cambridge in your eyes

You’re the only one that I choose, out of all the other guys.

Even though you are just so far out of my range

I’ve decided that my heart will always be, your domain

CHORUS

I treasure all those moment when we’re together in the library.

My love for you is like an unbounded function that increases monotonically.

And I think love is easier than trigonometry

So baby tan you do me a favour cos I need you to sine on the dotted line

To be forever mine

I like you cause you’re so nerdy

I find that so damn 1/cosC

And you know that you’re the one I adore

Cause you’re such a QT3.14

When I see you smile, my interest in you, compounds daily

Cause no one else makes my heart function turn this crazy

He said to me I calculated the equation of you plus me

And I found that there’s  not one answer cause it’s an inequality

I know that I have done my mathematics correctly

And everyone knows that the solution to you plus me

Is less than three.

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funny right? (i leave no room for arguement)

anyway, for putting up with that i have a cool comic for you kids.