Sorting.

So instead of doing ext2eng or ext1maths, i'll make a post.

So my mum got a pottermore account today, just to find out which house she's in, since my siblings and i all had beta accounts.

Just so you know, my brother and I are Ravenclaw kids, and my sis is a Hufflepuff.

To which a large amount of jokes go.

Especially since we all can never find things, so when my sister always found our stuff and complained, we are all just like...
 
ehe hehe heh...

Anyway, so well all thought and discussed for a while (cause getting to the sorting part takes for ever) about what house our mum would potentially be in.

We all decided it would defs not be gryffindor (i dare say that no one in my family is particularly brave lul) and we thought for sure she'd be a slytherin.

And then she got sorted.

And she was a Hufflepuff.

and me and my bro were like

because my mum was all

AND THEN
my sister was like...
"Mum can't be in Hufflepuff, she can't find things."
bahahahahahahahahah

 Also,   just for the Starkids...

  

I congradulate anyonewho is born on the 21st March - 20th April, and for them to wait for someone who is a 10, "because you're worth it."

Also cangradulations to those born on 22nd June - 22nd July, you are a "sexy humanitarian(?)" [it's been a while since ive watched.]

BUT I'M RUMBLEROAR SO I WIN GUYS. JUST SAYIN.

Also was watching the goblet of fire again recently, and at the dragon scene i was all:

 hehe. Am learning to play on guitar. It's hard...

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onto more potter-ness, i REALLLY WANTED TO SEE THIS

http://www.pottedpotter.com/

 

 

 

but i think it has bad times for HSC kids. :(

Am quite the depressed.

anyway, to close with the immortal words of Doctor Who.

(you may now read the closing theme song.)

DOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOH (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm) DOOO WOOO OOOOOOOH (dum dum dummmmm dum dudududmmm dum dum dummmmm) WOOO OOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOOH OH OHHHHHHHHH OOOOH OOOOOOO........ DOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dum dum dum dadadadadaddum!)

Proscrastination...

is really the enemy of every student on the planet.

I should have been doing chem assignment, instead i spent time on 9gag.

where i looked up chem jokes.

(this is the greatest one i've seen so far)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

i nearly died laughing :)

Also the rain is making me sick. Which in turn makes me sleepy. Which in turn makes me grumpy.

And also quite possibly a little insane. I decided to borrow Virginia woolf's book 'Orlando' for funsies. Which is a victorian novel.

i had to read the first chapter like 10 times before i understand what was going on.

and i haven't got past the first chapter.

i feel really insane right now

so insane, i could write poetry when i really should be practising for my YOTY speech, but who cares about that?

or i could just shove lyrics from Relient K, the most awesomest band since the beginning of awesome, and is my favourite band so much so i actually bought a CD instead of downloading it for free.

yeah. dedicated.

i think a good song that would emphasise not concentrating is "maintain conciousness." (seriously kids listen to it, it's awesome.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPTwcZ1hEUc&feature=related

specifically because the lyrics match my thoughts almost all the time. haha. such as:

Our concentration
it contains a deadly flaw
Our conversations
change from words to
Blah, blah, blah

and

Well I think I had a point,
but I just got distracted

and

and that one thing
of the moment
that we all happen to like
will only very temporarily
kinda break the cycle
of the double-edged sword
of being lazy and being bored


and


t's all we can afford
to keep our eyes open
for just one more day
to keep on hoping
that we'll stumble on a way
to keep our minds open
for just one more day
cause it's completely up to us
to maintain consciousness

haha. see? it's exactly what you are thinking of when you're tired in class - how to stay awake.

lately my answer is ice coffee. but that just reminds me of how broke i am. haha.

and something i realised. i'm starting to be able to identify the regulars at the library, because i go everyday now haha.

AND OMGOSH THERE IS THIS KID.

i have no idea if they are a boy or a girl. currently i think girl. last week i thought boy i have no idea.

i think she's too pretty to be a boy, but she wears really manly clothing, i've never seen her in uniform, and she has super short guy haircut, so i have no idea.

anyway. rant.

i'm so cool  I'm so lame i'm playing with fonts and colours.

(hey mr. When are you coming back to the library? i need integration help.)

bye kids.

Inequality

And i don't mean the gender related one.

that rant is for another time.

'inequality' is the title of my math joke love song.

if you didn't know i was lame before. well, now you do. haha. surprise!

here it is. for your groaning and shaking your head enjoyment. i present the lyrics.

It’s so quiet at the library

With a table just for you and me

But the silence isn’t awkward

Unless you really want it to

I think I'll feign stupidity so I can talk to you

I’ll be like, boy can you explain to me integration,

And how it differs from differentiation

I think you should integrate into my word

Cause I don’t wanna be anything else but your girl

CHORUS

You’re so smart people call you nerdy

But I think that’s so damn 1/cosC

You should know that you’re the one I adore

Cause you’re such a QT3.14

When I see you smile, my interest in you, compounds daily

Cause no one else makes my heart function turn this crazy

So if you were to calculate the equation of you plus me

You will find that there’s not one answer cause it’s an inequality

If I have done my mathematics correctly

You will see that the solution will always be <3.

You say if I need help give me your practise paper

And while you’re at it, lend me your calculator

You say it’s so easy, it’s only basic permutations

But I think I prefer, combinations

Of you and me

In a sum that goes to infinity

And although, I know, the probability is low

That I am greater than Cambridge in your eyes

You’re the only one that I choose, out of all the other guys.

Even though you are just so far out of my range

I’ve decided that my heart will always be, your domain

CHORUS

I treasure all those moment when we’re together in the library.

My love for you is like an unbounded function that increases monotonically.

And I think love is easier than trigonometry

So baby tan you do me a favour cos I need you to sine on the dotted line

To be forever mine

I like you cause you’re so nerdy

I find that so damn 1/cosC

And you know that you’re the one I adore

Cause you’re such a QT3.14

When I see you smile, my interest in you, compounds daily

Cause no one else makes my heart function turn this crazy

He said to me I calculated the equation of you plus me

And I found that there’s  not one answer cause it’s an inequality

I know that I have done my mathematics correctly

And everyone knows that the solution to you plus me

Is less than three.

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funny right? (i leave no room for arguement)

anyway, for putting up with that i have a cool comic for you kids.