Iced Coffee, and The Hulk.

I'm feeling the sad, sad truth about living with my parents.

I will never be able to have the perfect cup of coffee at home.

Reading all these coffee-lover blog posts, I realise (and I knew this before) I can't get a good coffee without a machine. It just doesn't work.

What I really need to try is the perfect ice coffee recipe.

Did you know there are two main ways of making ice coffee? Cold brew verses hot brew.

The hot brew (and more common) version is to simply brew normal hot coffee, let it cool, and then pour it over ice.

Cold brew is where you take cold water and soak the coffee powder in it, then slowly drain the coffee water away from the dregs, the refridgerate. It's a long process but it makes (supposedly) the best ice coffee.


I really really really want to try this, but there's no way its achievable with my family.

We don't have the fridge space lol. Also, my mum hates coffee.

Also, it turns out it's not just me who likes to use condensed milk in home made coffees. I managed to get coffee powder (not the instant stuff, the good stuff) by myself, but it's just not the same as freshly ground and brewed.

It's lacking that depth.

I really really really need to get a machine.

I told my mum when I move out I'm getting a coffee machine, and she gave her usual "coffee is evil - do you want to look like your 65 when your only 40?" rant, and i told i her don't care, i like coffee.

Then she told me she'll come over to my house and destroy my machines.

I nearly cried.

Not really. But I would if I had them and she did destroy it. Do you know how expensive coffee machines are? But I guess they would save you money if you bought coffee everyday. That's like $42 a week.

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My brother is surprisingly aggressive now. It has increased considerably over such a short period of time. Before, when he was angry he'd just throw glares at you. Now, he'll actually come up and try and hit me. Maybe it's cause he's started to take kung fu, but it actually hurts a bit when the punches land.

I dunno. Maybe it's puberty.

He told me I should learn Kung Fu so I can defend myself in case he gets angry and looses it. I told him just to control himself and I wouldn't have to worry about it.

Kinda sounds like a conversation with the Hulk or something.

haha.

Did you have any drastic emotional changes when you went through puberty? I remember I cried all the time, for absolutely no reason. Once I cried when my mum said we were having dessert, and I didn't know why. She will never let me forget that.

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 I saw this on the internet, and I laughed so hard. It would be such a brilliant compliment in real life, but it'd be super bad to write it on a facebook photo post.

Can you imagine? It'd be kinda like... bad

oh the chaos.

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Nano! I'm so excited. I was talking to my mum's friend who is an editor/column writer/Josh's english tutor and told her I was doing nano and she was like COOOOOL! And I was like I know! And then she was like "Is it for school?" and i was like "no, just wanted to do it." and she was like "ok. *weird face* You're doing it with friends though?" And I was like "yup"

So guys, you need to nano with me, and we can word battle and such. It will be fun! :D

Also I don't have any nano friends on my author profile, which is sad lol.

Probably because i don't know how to add anyone. :p

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Anyway, here's a meme.

I just realised, my blog is quite image heavy. I apologise for those slow internets out there.

bye guys!

AOS was actually ok somehow.

hehehehe.
I spent an embarrassing amount of time on that. 

Paper 2! 17 days to go! 6 exams to go!

then nano.

I actually was thinking about my nano when I was trying to sleep last night, thinking of basic plots and such. I'm actually really excited about it! :)

hehehe

Anyway, i'm going to go watch a very potter musical again, cause i'm so lame AWESOME.

Then will write drama practise essay.

yeah.

Also, found this article about an alternate ending to the pond farewell. :( POOR MR WEASLEY MR WILLIAMS!!!! (hurhurhur)

Also, my internet is capped, SO EVERYTHING IS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEER SLOW. LAME LAMETY LAME LAME.

Although maybe it's a good thing, because i might actually study.

lol jks.

I never study.

Also, before i go

good luck for paper two cram tomorrow guys!!!

S'MORES OMG

OMG so i was browsing internet instead of working as always when i chanced upon THIS baby:

It's a smores maker!!!!!! DUDE ISN'T IT LIKE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER????

I remember when i first had a s'more, it was when i was in year 3 at church camp, they had a campfire and a friend gave me one... and it blew my mind.

It's better than just camp-toasted marshmellows, and it's a whole lot worse for you.

When i went home, i spent a long time trying to replicate the taste, including skewering marshmellows with chopsticks and holding it over our gas fire stove (was screamed at and kicked off), holding it over a candle (my mum kept hiding the matches after a small incident where i singed my fringe lol), and then we had this really good heater that had wire heating things ( i don't know how it works, but if you touched it you burnt yourself.)

So we ended up pressing the marshmellows super close to the wire and they went all warm and a little bit brown, but no where near the campfire version.

I want toasted marshmellows.

I wish i had a bunsen burner so we could make it haha...

but then i wouldn't have the gas to use it anyway... oh well.

SMORES!

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So i was at dymocks the other day and my mum was looking at the biography section.

When i was younger i always got bibliography confused with biography. Now it's the other way round lol.

Anyway back on topic, it made me think: "Why would you want to buy a book about someone's life when it's all on wikipedia if they're interesting enough to get their book published anyway?"

And then i saw this on the internet lol.

And then i figured that's why people buy them.

Reasons:
Way better than your life: You're a nosy person and you like to know about celebs and famous people
Pretty much like your life: Voyeur. You just like to compare and wonder what you would do in their situation, especially since it's so close to yours.
Way worse than your life: One of three options
1. You read these cause you're genuinely interested in the issues that they suffered/ordeals they went through.
                          eg. domestic abuse, 3rd world problems, dealing with personal sickness/trauma whatever
2. You're looking for motivation.
                          eg. If that guy can get through that horrible thing, i can get through my HSC.
3. You just wanna feel better about yourself.
                          eg. I'm a horrible person. lol look, his wife died!

And also, i just realised biography is down the ailse for all them History and Memory kids and life writing kids.

haha.

Anyway, I haven't been studying much, and instead i was eating ice cream when my sister showed my this:

HOLY CRAP RIGHT????? DID NOT EVEN NOTICE.
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Anyway, just because i haven't for a while:

 CONGRATS FOR ALL THOSE HIGH UMAT SCORES EVERYONE WHO DID.

If you didn't, meh, you'll kill everything else :)

OPPA GANGHAM STYLE!

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY?????

 weirdest video ever. me and my siblings and just running around screaming "OPPA GANGHAM STYLE"

Also i thought, since i don't wanna do math, i'd do a survey lol.

Stole this from RL, like every other survey i do. (Where do you find these?)

Tell about the best day of your life.
They day i was born? That's a pretty good day...

Maybe the day that i finally meet the doctor lol. it's future, but it'll happen.

The most heartbroken you have been, tell the story.
Erm, probably when i found out in like 2nd grad that the people i thought were my friends weren't and they were sending mean stuff around in like letters... yeah.

What were you like as a child?
Weird. Similar and different to what i am now. Though i can look back and see why i became this way haha

I guess as i kid i was super shy with people, unless i decided i liked them after the first few minutes. First impressions were vital with me when i was a kid.

Also, i was really bookwormy. (Still am, but not in public) i used t cross the street while reading, probably the most baddass thing i ever did.

The best thing that ever happenned to you? 
Maybe getting into baulko? i have friends now lol.

probably going to france lol.
 
Post a song that you can’t stand.
Most songs i hate, i get them stuck in my head, so then i end up somewhat coming to terms with them... its weird.


in general though, i hate dubstep. i don't even consider it music.

Post a song that you used to love.
I used to listen to this on repeat for hours... 

Post a picture of you smiling.
SO this is me and my bro, a while ago.
...
we like our food.

8 reasons to hate you.
1. I'm quite the cynical, sarcastic kid. i can rip people apart with words.
2. I'm notorious for my tendancy to 'flake'
3. I'm VERY lazy
4. If I acutally decide to meet you somewhere outside of school, i will 100% be late
5. I have a tendancy to rant
6. I'm super arguementative
7. I get bored of people. I don't like people. I can only stand so long outside of my house without wanting to go home.
8. I'm not good at conversing with people I don't like.

7 things you have in your bed.
1. My pillow
2. My second pillow
3. My blanket
4. My second blanket.
5. My pajama top
6. My pajama bottom.
7. My electric blanket.

I get cold at night.

6 things you can’t live without
1. My bed
2. My sleep
3. My phone
4. My family
5. My food
6. People. Sometimes. Some people more than others. I guess I should say friends instead.

Pour your heart out in two paragraphs.
DOCTOR WHO.

I'm done.

Your favorite book and why?

Probably the Hobbit.
It's something i can read and always want to read till the end, no matter how many times i've read it.

5 movies you recommend.
1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
4. Anything Disney (I'm feeling like Lilo and Stitch right now.)
5. Something Potter. Or Underworld. I don't know. lol.

4 ways to win your heart.
1. Be smarter than me. I know it kinda sounds obnoxious, but i don't think i could like someone who isn't smarter or at least as smart as me. what would we talk about? It's a big thing for me, i guess. Because i need to be able to argue without worrying about hurting them, but also to hear a logical arguement back. And they can't just shut my point down without given me a reason. I hate that.
2. Proportionate geekiness. They have to at least like 60% of my list of geeky. Preferably like the same kind of RPG/strategy games i do lol.
3. Christian. haha
4. Musical. or at least, likes similar music? I dunno. I would love to have someone to jam with.


How you see yourself by the end of your year
Working.

Do you believe in love at first sight - why?
Nope. Cause that's so superficial. 

A song that makes you cry
There's only ever been one song that i tear up every time.

1 thing you want to do before you die.
Busk.

Favorite type of music.
Punk rock.
Alternative rock.
Or anything that has amazing guitar - acoustic or electric, i don't mind.

Give 15 tips to your followers to get through life.
Fifteen is a lot. This may end up as a bunch of crap.

1. Don't give a crap about what people say about you. Haters gonna hate.
2. You don't need maths in high school. or sciences. don't do them. they're evil.
3. Sleeping is the best thing you can do.
4. Note there is no around after sleeping in that suggestion.
5. Get a job.
6. Read a book sometimes. They're nice.
7. Get along with your siblings, if you have them. or try to at least. cause blood is thicker than water?
8. Food does not need to be expensive to be good.
9. You should not place value on yourself through you husband (AHEM RH)
10. watch doctor who. it's worth it. (Shut up JJ)
11. Don't mindlessly hate stars. Why does everyone hate Jusitn Beiber?
12. Learn another language. If you already speak 2 languages because of your nationality, learn another. Languages are good.
13. Don't become a cat lady.
14. Play games, but not like those crazy koreans who end up dying.
15. I know this maybe annoying to some, but believe in Jesus... cause it really takes a weight off your shoulders. In my opinion anyway.

Favorite place on earth.
My room haha

Seven fears/phobias. 
1. Big Dogs
2. Thunder
3. squeaky doors when i'm home alone
4. falling into the gap between the train and the platform
5. the dark (after i've watched a particularly frightening doctor who episode)
6. Math tests
7. the future, because of what it can hold

Two things you wish you could do.
1. Speak lots of languages. like 5.
2. Compose music better.

10 things (not people) that make you happy.
1. eating something i've been craving for a while.
2. Doctor who.
3. just jamming with my sister
4. baking
5. afternoon light at the park, with the natural breeze and all
6. writing/playing/listening to music
7. manga
8. gaming lol
9. petrichor
10. looking at old photos 

yup so thats that!

bye guys.

Sorting.

So instead of doing ext2eng or ext1maths, i'll make a post.

So my mum got a pottermore account today, just to find out which house she's in, since my siblings and i all had beta accounts.

Just so you know, my brother and I are Ravenclaw kids, and my sis is a Hufflepuff.

To which a large amount of jokes go.

Especially since we all can never find things, so when my sister always found our stuff and complained, we are all just like...
 
ehe hehe heh...

Anyway, so well all thought and discussed for a while (cause getting to the sorting part takes for ever) about what house our mum would potentially be in.

We all decided it would defs not be gryffindor (i dare say that no one in my family is particularly brave lul) and we thought for sure she'd be a slytherin.

And then she got sorted.

And she was a Hufflepuff.

and me and my bro were like

because my mum was all

AND THEN
my sister was like...
"Mum can't be in Hufflepuff, she can't find things."
bahahahahahahahahah

 Also,   just for the Starkids...

  

I congradulate anyonewho is born on the 21st March - 20th April, and for them to wait for someone who is a 10, "because you're worth it."

Also cangradulations to those born on 22nd June - 22nd July, you are a "sexy humanitarian(?)" [it's been a while since ive watched.]

BUT I'M RUMBLEROAR SO I WIN GUYS. JUST SAYIN.

Also was watching the goblet of fire again recently, and at the dragon scene i was all:

 hehe. Am learning to play on guitar. It's hard...

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onto more potter-ness, i REALLLY WANTED TO SEE THIS

http://www.pottedpotter.com/

 

 

 

but i think it has bad times for HSC kids. :(

Am quite the depressed.

anyway, to close with the immortal words of Doctor Who.

(you may now read the closing theme song.)

DOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOH (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm) DOOO WOOO OOOOOOOH (dum dum dummmmm dum dudududmmm dum dum dummmmm) WOOO OOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOOH OH OHHHHHHHHH OOOOH OOOOOOO........ DOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dum dum dum dadadadadaddum!)

Trivia night

lol when i came home i was so tired i was falling asleep in the shower, falling asleep while blowdrying hair, i'm amazing.

although that was after i ate four slices of pizza. :p

TRIVIA NIGHT WAS AWESOME!!!!

although we didn't win, we still did pretty well, and we certainly played the best pictionary game in quite possible the entire world.

and lol sports section.

awful.

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I showed my mum nyan cat today. she thought it was the dumbest thing ever.

So naturally this made me want to learn to play it on piano.

haha.

you can get the sheet music here if you're interested.

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I've been trying to not drink coffee, so i decided to drink chai lattes instead.

And then, cause i felt like it, i put a heart on it.

And then, cause i felt like it, i put it on my blog.



























(my room is messy)

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anyway, some lols while i go finish ext2.

I saw this and all i thought was "NAVIGATING THE GLOBAL !@#%&#^%(*!u)!(@#"

AND OF COURSE. SOME DOCTOR WHO.

packed weekend

Relay for life and Red shield appeal door knocking. :D

Although i didn't stay for the whole of relay for life, the time i was there was really cool.

I hope i can do the whole 24 hours next year.

I wonder i KF told people about my fangirl moment.

Door knocking made me think about how stingy some people can be. I made eye contact with this guy as he was hanging up his clothes and he went back inside his house. I thought he was going to meet me at the front door, so i went to the door step to meet him.

And he never came out.

Really, how stingy can you be?

Also i passed by a hoarders house today. It was weird. There was stuff everywhere, and it smelled funny. WH (the troll in my math class. male.) was reluctant to approach. I was too tbh.

anyway here's a meme i couldn't resist about superheroes.

Who's your favourite?
Male Against Male

1. Conan or Superman?
Superman

2. Spiderman or Silver Surfer?
Spiderman, spiderman, he can swing, from a web, look out!!!!!! here comes spiderman!

3. Captain America or Batman?
OOOOOOH hard choice. 
Movie wise, Captain America was hot. Batman was only good cause of The Joker. But since we're talking comic book, I have to choose The Bat.

4. Wolverine or Cyclops?
Wolverine

5. Daredevil or The Phantom?
Daredevil. He's a blind lawyer. (Y)

6. Hellboy or Hulk?
Hulk

7. The Flash or Green Lantern?
If we're talking silver age, i prefer The Flash. Barry Allen is nicer than Hal Jordon. But out of all of the Flashes and Lanterns, John Stewart, Green Lantern is my choice.

8. The Punisher or Blade?
Blade. Obviously.

9. Zorro or Thor?
Thor. :3 that hunk of Norse god. Zorro has no chance against mjolnir.

10. Blade or Spawn?
Blade. Spawn is interesting. But Blade is nuts.

Female Against Female

1. Batgirl or Supergirl?
Supergirl

2. Elektra or Catwoman?
Catwoman.

3. Wonder Woman or Phoenix (Jean Grey)?
Phoenix. Unbeatable. I love Jean Grey. She held the whole world of the X men in her hand. Whoever possesses Jean is a winner. Wonder Woman can't do that much...

4. She-Hulk or She-Ra?
She-Hulk. Isn't She-Ra some kind of Barbie character?

5. Ultra-Violet or Wildstorm?
Ultra-Violet

6. Wonder Woman or Elektra?
Electra. I respect her. Even though she's a villain, she had a hard life and is making the most of what she has. Besides, she only takes on mercenary cases she agrees with. She doesn't just do any random case. She has morals (sort of.) if you read her comic and not just her appearances in other comics then your opinion of her gets better. Diana (Wonder Woman) was an Amazonian Princess who pretty much got whatever she wanted, until she decided to compete (though the queen, her mother, forbade her) to win the title of Wonderr Woman and be the ambassador of the Amazons to the rest of the world.

7. Leeloo or Buffy?
Buffy would win in a fight and down for pure hard coreness, but Leelo, the fifth element, is unforgettable. She's a unique character who gave her life up for earth.

8. Queen of Swords or Xena?
Xena

9. Red Sonja or Nikita?
Red Sonja

10. Storm or Wonder Woman?
STORM IS THE BEST. SHE HAS SILVER HAIR AND IS BLACK AND CAN CONTROL WEATHER. AND FLIES. although she appears pretty useless in the movie. BUT IN THE COMICS SHE'S AMAZING.

Female Against Male

1. Buffy or Blade?
Blade

2. She-Hulk or Hellboy?
She hulk

3. Red Sonja or Conan?
Red sonja. I HATE CONAN.

4. Supergirl or Superman?
Superman would win due to sheer power. But i prefer supergirl. (call me a feminist, whatever.)

5. Xena or Spiderman?
SPIDERMAN. He could just web her sword up and she's gone.

6. UltraViolet or The Punisher?
Ultra-Violet

7. Queen of Swords or Zorro?
Queen of swords. She is like an angrier, more vengeful, less whiny, female ass kicking zorro.

8. Catwoman or Cyclops?
Catwoman. Cyclops only has his lazer eyes that can't do much since he doesn't believe in killing people. Catwoman is sexbomb thief acrobat crazy awesome hot burglar that can fight Batman. Whcih means she's cool.

9. Nikita or Batman?
Batman. Nikita is lame compared to Batman with his ultra gadgets and endless monies AND ALFRED.

10. Phoenix or Silver Surfer?
PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO no post is complete without some Doctor Who.

Saw this online and laughed. Because I do. :D 

Apparently it's a collection of short stories. Now I really want it. :O




 

Rory Williams jokes

WARNING. THIS ENTIRE POST IS BASED ENTIRELY ON WHO CULTURE. IF YOU ARE NOT A WHOVIAN, DON'T BOTHER READING THIS AT ALL, AS NOT ONLY WILL YOU PROBABLY NOT GET IT, YOU WILL ALSO FIND THIS TEDIOUS AND BORING.

DISCLAIMER. DO NOT READ IF YOU INTEND TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO (OR IF I INTEND TO FORCE YOU TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO AHEM JAMES) ANYTIME SOON, AS THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS AND WILL RUIN THE SUSPENSE OF AN ENTIRE THREE SEASON'S WORTH. DON'T DO IT IF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER.

On another note, hi to all ruse nerds who may be reading this. I love you guys.

At times like this I think of how I rant a lot about geeky stuff. Like that time, when I was at KF's house, and he was like "Alysha, you're such a geek." And I was like "No I'm... Yes. Yes I am." 

I just wanted to talk about Rory Williams, as currently in who culture he seems to hold a position of undefeatable bad assery. And he'll be leaving this season. :(

RORY WILLIAMS IS THE NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

•  I'm Sorry. Rory Williams is not the new Chuck Norris, because that implies there was something before Rory Williams.
• The TARDIS doesn’t need to refuel at the Cardiff rift any more.  It is powered by Rory’s awesomeness.
• Rory Williams cleans bed pans by scaring the crap out of them.
• The TARDIS calls Rory  ”the pretty one” because there’s no Gallifreyan Word for “ultimate stud muffin”.
• Rory Williams was erased from time and it messed things up so badly the universe had to be rebooted.
• Amy Pond married Rory Williams because Chuck Norris wasn’t man enough for her.
• They built the Pandorica to hold the Doctor because trying to hold Rory Williams would be just plain stupid.
• The Silence wishes they could forget seeing Rory Williams.
• Rory Williams doesn’t need a device to time travel. It simply shifts to whatever time Rory Williams says it is.
• A Dalek begged River Song for mercy because it knew who her father was. River Song granted the Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye instead of calling her father.
• The Daleks asked Steven Moffat to retire them because they didn’t want to fight Rory Williams.
• The House entity messed with Amy’s mind because messing with Rory’s mind would have popped the bubble universe. Loudly.
• River Song asked the Storm Cage guards to dress like Roman Centurions.  She has daddy issues.
• 100 Lesbian Dinosaur women agree: Rory Williams tastes like raw Habanero and Win.
• Rome Fell because the Emperor Honorious tried to open the Pandorica while Rory Williams was guarding it.
• The Dream Lord created two dreams that were obviously fake. In one there was a cold star that violated the laws of thermodynamics. In the other Rory Williams died.
• Look up the word “loyalty” in the Dictionaria Galactica and you will see a picture of Rory Williams with the caption “Top this, bitches!”
• Rory Williams’ Jelly Babies aren’t made from real babies.  They’re made from real Dalek babies.
• Rory Williams is the only man who could father a part-Time Lord human with his wife dressed as a police woman while traveling through the time vortex in a TARDIS that thinks he’s the pretty one…in bunk beds!
• Rory isn’t worried that Amy is going to run off with the Doctor, but the Doctor is worried that the TARDIS is going to run off with Rory.
• The Gamma Forest writing translated Melody’s name as River Song because there was no equivalent word for “daughter of supreme awesomeness”.
• What’s left of the 12 Cyber Legion is now a Peruvian Folk band called Rory’s Runaways.
• Rory Williams supports recycling. When he was plastic he recycled himself into a human being.
• On the day the Doctor defeated an army in 3 minutes and 42 seconds he still took orders from Rory Williams. “Oi! You! Get in here! Now!”
• Rory Williams doesn’t need regenerations to beat death. He uses his bare hands.
• The Doctor left Demon’s Run in a hurry because he knew that Rory was about to find out he’d been sonic-ing his daughter.  
• Rory Williams gave Rasillon a warning for leaving stuff lying scattered through time and space and said that next time he’d fine him. 
• Rory Williams remembered himself back to existence. 
• Rory Williams has died and returned to life so many times, Kenny wants his autograph. 
• At night children check their closet for the boogyman, at night the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, at night Chuck Norris checks his closet for Rory Williams.  
• Legend has it that Rory Williams once repeated a question. In retrospect, the event was called the Big Bang.  
• If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rory Williams.  
• When Amy and his daughter got kidnapped, Rory got so angry that Darth Vader felt a disturbance in the force in a galaxy far far away.  
• Rory Williams walked home from Gilligan’s Island.  
• In the library, River calls the tenth Doctor “pretty boy”. Little does she know, the TARDIS calls her father the same thing.  
• River Song granted a Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye, rather than calling her father.  
• Rory Williams is so awesome that the most used font is named in his honor.
• It takes billions of years of exposure to the untempered scizm to create a time lord. Or ONE night with Rory Williams.  
• Death once had a near Rory Williams experience
• Superman wears Rory Williams underwear
• Daleks? Aim for the eyetalk. Sontarans? Back of the neck Rory Williams? Run. Just run
• Rory Williams is here to kiss his wife or kick your ass. And he doesn't see his wife
• Rory Williams once got in a staring contest with a Weeping Angel. And won
• Rory uses the Vashta Nerada as shade
• Rory turned out the lights
• Chuck Norris wants to be a nurse
• Rory Williams shot his fiancée. She still married him
• Rory Williams is the reason Daleks learned to climb stairs
• That which does not kill Rory Williams makes him stronger. In addition, that which does kill Rory Williams also makes him stronger
• Rory Williams once punched the Eleventh Doctor. The First Doctor felt it.
• The universe tried to erase Rory once. It exploded
• Rory Williams makes "your mum" jokes to vampires. 
• Death cannot stop Rory Williams, all it can do is delay him for a while.
• The cybermen wish they could be upgraded into Rory Williams.
• Rory Williams just walks into Mordor.
• Rory Williams punched Hitler in the face. And then locked him in the closet.

CLASSIC RORY WILLIAMS/HARRY POTTER CROSS OVER

• Voldemort is afraid to speak the name of Rory Williams.
• The core of the elder wand is actually a piece of Rory Williams hair
• Rory Williams stole Voldemort's nose
• One time, a dementor kissed Rory Williams. It died.
• Rory Williams requires neither Horcruxes, Hallows, nor regeneration to throw Death the figurative middle finger. On multiple occasions. 
  

Memes in images

 

 

Fun facts:

• Amy made Rory dress up as 'The raggedy Doctor' ever since the were children. Role playing this way, he decided to get into the medical profession.
• He waited 2000 years for Amy to wake up in the Pandorica.

   CLOSING NOW.

i love doctor who :3

Post crappness.

I love people.

Really. Some people just make me so happy whenever I see them :') I really love you guys.

Days like this make me think about the beauty of human relationships. Sometimes I just want to become hermit and hide away from the world, and never talk to anyone again and go buy a farm in Tasmania or English countryside somewhere and become self sustainable and never have to see people again, such is my mood and lack of faith in humanity. (Or quite possibly perhaps instead, it's a lack of faith in myself? I dunno.)

And then people do magnificent, seemingly small gestures that make me believe that there is hope, that not everyone is selfish, and that if you look hard enough there is always a legit reason why people act like such an ass.

So thank you guys. 

Speaking of things that cheered me up, I thought I should make a list to keep me in a positive frame of mind :)

- BT's mix CD. I'm listening to it now. It's really great. :) It's the kind of music I like to listen to but never know where to find it from haha.
- Skip Beat update :)
- Cake making plans with KF.
- Organising payments :)
- 9gag. oh that brilliant site of happiness
- this video.

Nothing like listening to Freddie to brainwashing yourself into HAVING A GOOD TIME, HAVING A GOOD TIME!
- Reading cooking blogs.
- Reading anything other than what i'm prescribed for school
- Watching The Voice
- Cleaning my desk
- Practising rapping like nicki minaj, because she has a great accent for my drama piece.
- Sharpening pencils
- Reading my ext2work.
- Playing with my adorable owl, pretending it bears a letter from Hogwarts...

- Home made coffee. I'm getting really good at making coffee at home, without a coffee machine. I can even make cafe style latte. The trick is this milkshake blender thing that is like 15 years old that I've been previously using to make bisques and creamy vegetable soups, because there's a blade in it that cutes things like pumpkin down so it tastes thick and smooth. But that's not the point. It looks like this:

And what I've been doing is using COFFEE TEA BAGS, which is quite possibly the best invention in the world, and also chai tea bags to make it.

But seriously, coffee bags are genius. It even lets you make those pretty designs in the froth :)

The important thing is to remember - in cafes they don't use much water. I've been watching the barrista's prep coffee whenever i went to the cafe (which was about 5 times in a week last week lol, i ended up getting soy latte a lot, because it has less fat and less caffine, but it doesn't help much haha) and they don't add water. Water is only used in the form of STEAM to super heat & froth your drink up. Which is why those instant coffee stuff doesn't taste good, cause you have to add too much hot water and not enough milk.

Anyway, if you're interested, i can write about how to make cafe style coffee/chai latte, with designs and everything. And it's dead easy if you have a tea bag. Or even you can make your own, they're not hard.

 NOTHING IS BETTER THAN COFFEE TO HELP YOU STAY UP AND DO MATH HOMEWORK.

REALLY. IT REALLY HELPS.

Also saw this on 9gag and found it to be my life right now.

I think they're all quite cute, so i followed the blog :) CHECK IT OUT.

So in the words of Veggietales,

God made you special, and he loves you very much.

Goodbye!

Past few days

Have been going to cafes more often for some unknown reason. This is from sunday, in an outdoor cafe near my church in the awesome area of surry hills. Went op shopping with my sister there, they have the coolest recycled clothing from all different eras and styles.

Though for some reason a ridiculous amount of denim.

And i do love everything they have, but unfortunately it was all quite out of my price range.

And they have the quirkiest shops. People open up their own private art galleries in their homes and put on sale things they make and collect.

Seriously, my church is located in such a cool area, you walk down one road you reach market city, up the same road woolworths and industrial district, the other way, one side is art galleries and cafes, and the other is the upper class restraunts, parks and libraries.

Plus the architecture in Surry Hills is awesome.  You get really old, terraced buildings next to modern, hip art galleries, shops and cafes. 

And a lot of these cafes and galleries just use the first floor of the terraced buildings :)

Sorry if this seems like ranting haha

Also they have one of the best pastizzi places ever nearby.

They are the taste of my childhood.

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Saw this on RL blog Oliver and i thought i'd do it :) Her blog makes me think, because her way of thinking is so different to me. :)

Are you one of those people who are always tripping over things?
Constantly.

Would you ever consider taking evening classes in anything?
Yup. Singing, drama, musical theatre, dance, guitar... after high school i want to continue learning what i'm passionate about, nevt just about my degree.

Are you the type to make situations awkward?
Maybe. But i hate awkward situations. Besides, i think nothing is awkward if you think it's not awkward.

Do you prefer fast food or “proper”, restaurant style food?
As long as it's tasty, i dont care

Would you ever go out with someone shorter than you?
Nope. But i wouldn't mind same height. (RL you can say no, you're not THAT tall...)

Is your mum the type to pressure you to have grandchildren?
She doesn't pressure me, bu she always says things like "your kids are going to..." or "when i play with your kids..."

Do you have any traits that you inherited from your parents?
Alot haha. Personality, intrests, physical features... I wouldn't be the person that i am without my rents :)

Are you still in touch with people you went to primary school with?
Lol my best friend in primary is still mine now :)

Do you like Sushi?
one of my favourite foods :)

Are you the type to get easily embarrassed in public?
It doesn't matter where i am exactly, it just matters who i'm with. I don't usually care about stupid things i do if i'm surrounded by no one who knows me.


Once i walked into a pole at the station, but i didn't care even though everyone around me was hysterical because no one i knew was there.

Do you have to reply to texts straight away, or are you happy to just leave them for a while?
Aha... depends on who it's from and at what time of night... usually it's late or i don't see it till its late, so i'm reluctant to reply...

Have any of your friends gotten engaged recently?
my aunt did. does that count?

Would you ever drop everything and go traveling for several months?
Only if it was in the TARDIS. On any other time other than HSC, probably though. 


Speaking of the TARDIS i saw the most awesome art in Surry Hills the other day

Have you ever had a negative encounter with the police? What happened?
Nope.

Do any of your close friends have any really annoying phrases or habits?
Not really.

When you go out for meals, do you try and eat healthily, or do you just pick whatever you feel like?
What is this healthy you speak of?

Do you enjoy going out and socializing, or do you prefer to stay in?
LOL stay in. :)
I'm so lazy i get excited about cancelled plans.

What’s your favourite thing to cook/bake? Do you eat it often?
I like baking anything that's challenging, because i like baking. It's relaxing. erm i guess the thing i make most is my own recipie for triple chocolate cookies, but i like making macaroons. Though they take ages. And i don't eat sweets often.

If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I'm tired, or im lost in thought.

Do you think your life will be different this time next year?Yes. End of high school, Uni life! (Y)

Are you keeping a secret right now?
Lots.

Where were you last night at 8 PM?

Home, in bed. Reading. Or watching anime, i can't remember.

Is your last name longer than 6 letters?Nope. ASIAN.

What colour is your cell phone?
White, but i have a floral iphone cover

What annoys you? 
bad acting, bad singing, bad music, sexism, discrimination in general. 


Losing. 

Your ex calls you to tell you they hate you, what would you say?Wow. I'm so sorry. Oh wait, you're a jerk, I don't care what you think. *hang up*


Lol probably not. I'd just hang up. But i'd love to say that. 

Do you like to wear flip-flops? 
Yup, so simple.

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
No. Trust is important in a relationship.

If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Fly. I can sell my story to the press and make a million bucks. Plus who wouldn't want to be able to fly?
Also flight saves a lot on airfare, which is what i would do if i had a million bucks, besides building an orphanage/school in Africa.

Do you want to have kids?
I dunno. Sometimes. It's like i don't really want to, but i look at the future and see that sometimes children bring you great joy, but great pain and problems, and i can't be bothered.

Have you ever stolen a street sign?
Haha nope.

How long have you known the last person you spoke on the phone to?
Hrm, my mum's friend. For about 2 years? she's amazing, i love her.

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
London, West End. Or New York, Broadway.

Are you good at doing other peoples hair?
Haha. Probably not, but i think it's fun :)

What’s the last smiley faced you used? 
:)

What’s the last picture message you received on your phone?
I think from MH about a dress

What do you prefer Skittles or Starbursts?
Starbursts.

Are you more fond of snowstorms or thunderstorms?
I'm scared of thunderstorms. Sounds pathetic, but it's true.

So i guess snow storm wins.

What color shirt are you wearing?
Blue.

Has anyone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?
Strawberry.


I can think of a number of things from a skype conversation.

Has anyone recently disappointed you?
Myself.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?


Haha. I don't think i've ever wanted to.

Rent a movie or go to movies?
Go to the movies.

Could you cry right now?
If I want to, i can cry in about 2 minutes.

Do you like to text or call more?
Call.

Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Hell no.

Do you take walks when you’re mad?Nope. I fume. And i scream into pillows. And listen to metal.

When you were 12, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Musical theatre performer, or a vet

Why were you last scared?
I thought my brother had got hit by a car.

Would you rather have ice cream, freeze pops or popsicles in the Summertime?
Ice cream :)

What color are your toe nails right now?
Electric blue.

Do you prefer writing in print or cursive?
Print, although my writing is like a smah of both.

Have you ever been in a big maze? If so, how was it? 
Terrible. I got horribly lost, my sister had got so fed up with me, she just went in, grabbed my hand, and led my out.

Who was your best friend in 6th grade?
MH :)

Whose birthday is coming up?
JJ

Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Yes.

Do you have nice eyes?I hate my eyes lol.

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Probably over 30, if i ever have kids.

What woke you up this morning?
A telephone.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Yup.

But i find people confusing in general.

What color is your toothbrush?
Purple and orange

What’s your favorite part of the song that you’re listening to?
Erm.

Edith Piaf L'Accordianiste. Chorus.

Do you think you’re a good friend?
I hope so. But prolly not, i'm too lazy.

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Autumn.

Can you handle the truth?
Yes. Doesn't mean i like it though.

Are there some songs you can’t listen to because they remind you of someone?
Nope.

Do you hate anyone?
Not really.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Don't think anyone is up.

Do horror movies these days scare you?
I don't watch horror because i'd have nightmares.

Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger? When?
Nope, but i have thrown it hoping it would break.

Nokia's are indestructable. 

Do you know what it’s like to be truly happy?
Hopefully not.

Do you have a box anywhere with special items you’ll keep forever in it?
Yes. It's full of cards and letters and photos.

If a horrible rumor was started about you and you found out who started it, what would you do with the person who started it?
Ask them why.

Are there any keyboards in your house that aren’t being use?
Nope.

Do you have any pictures of yourself on your bedroom walls?
Yes. It's a group photo of my youth group. And i have a framed picture of me and my siblings

Does your dad collect anything?
He goes thorough periods where he's obessed with something, and he collects everything about it. 

I think his most expensive obession was photography.

Would you have a career you can’t stand if you made a lot of money?
Probably. I'd just make a lot of money and then retire early.

If a random person asked how old you are, would you tell them?
Course.

Do you ever have days when you just want to stay in bed all day long?

All day, every day.