English Witches

What strikes me as the most amazing about Advanced English papers was perhaps the INTENSE SIMILARITY to our trial questions.

So now I ask myself, why oh why did I do Suu Kyi when it was last year? I should have done Bandler after the English predicted it would be Bandler. Stupid Alysha.

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Was writing drama essay (last minute i know, seeing as the exam is tomorrow) and i was trying to remember this word, it's like origami but with cloth, and was like desperately thinking back to my year 8 obession with it and i was like... furoshiki? that sounds wrong.

Then i waited like HALF AN HOUR for my slow internet search to reveal the answer AND I WAS RIGHT!

I was amazed. lol.

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I feel like eating steak. I dunno why. Perhaps its the innate fear of going vegan that my mum is threatening me with.

Today she cooked chinese vegetarian noodles. No eggs, no meat. Just chives and bean shoots (g-nah choi, or however you say it. i dunno. blame my malay-accented canto that i grew up with)

She's holding firm to her decision.

I can't say it tasted bad, cause it was good.

But I want steak for some reason.

STEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAK.

But I've always like soy milk. Soy milk is nice. :)

I think soy milk is nicer in coffees. I always pay the extra 50c or whatever to get soy, because it makes the coffee naturally sweeter, so you don't have to add sugar. And also, it's better for you. Yay soy!

Wow, i sound like those prentious dieters.

RL, I'll try not to be a prentious vegan. On the other side, if I did become vegan, I could go to vegan academy and get superpowers and be like that guy from Scott Pilgrim vs the World, all pretentious and super powered.

and i can be like "I part take in nothing that is, or comes from, nor the ovum, of anything with a face. Short story: Being vegan makes you better than most people." JUST LIKE THE FLOATING GUY FROM SCOTT PILGRIM

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Also, freakin Tite Kubo. "series ending soon? TIME TO KILL ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS!" (Insert troll face here.)

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"OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE, '
YOU SO FINE YOU FLY THROUGH TIME
HEY MICKEY!!! YEAH YEAH
OH MICKEY DOCTOR GOT ROSE,
DOCTOR GOT ROSE, SO GO WITH MARTHA JONES
HEY MICKEY!! YEAH YEAH


LOL.

yes i wrote that. yes i'm sad. yes i should do drama.

bye guys.

prefect assissant advert

Dunno if you go to Baulko or not, but if you do, this is the reason why you should buy me as your Prefect Assisstant at the auction! (lol this is the full version that got cut down.)

Btw the fulll video of everyone (dudes, buy me, i'm way cooler)  is here.

LOOK NO DOCTOR WHO REFERENCES!!!!!!!!

Just felt so bludgy...

Felt so bludgy today. Barely did anywork. Watched This Means War (Which i really loved, i personally would have made a different choice, but then again, i do have a sort of bias.)

Also I have recently fallen in love with this british singer who does a duet with this rapper who's also british. I think it's the only rap i'll be willing to listen to. Might be because he's so sweet and his accent is delicious.

The singer's name is Sid Bowden, and the rapper's name is Joe Turone.

I think I love them. They're beautiful. :)

This song is the first one i listened to, i nearly cried, immediately followed them and liked the facebook page.

I'm gone. New favourite non-record-holding band. :D

But the song was so beautiful, really, makes me want to cover it. :)


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Ever woken up late? I do every day! (Guess that's not really late anymore, if its everyday haha.)

Anyway, here's how to manage that awful bed head regardless of how you appear.

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Also my Church was on masterchef as the guest audience in the Yum Cha challenge.

It was kinda funny hearing all the white people who were interviewed saying it was really tasty because my mum kept screaming "NO IT WASN'T IT WAS SO BAD!"

But yeah, my sister was on alot, she got a least a minute worth of filming? So cool. :)

And the entire episode my family kept standing up and screaming "OMG IT'S ________!!! LOOK LOOK THERE BEHIND THE GWEILO!!!!" in canto haha.

and my mum kept calling up my grandma and screaming in chinese "did you see my daughter? My daughter was on television! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME I TOLD YOU TO WATCH IT!!!"

haha.

Apparently my grandma was cooking instead. :) She doesn't like Masterchef, she thinks its silly.

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My mum says the coolest things. We were talking about gowgee because i really wanted soup noodles, and then we were talking about lord of the rings and my mum was like "yea, frodo and sam gowgee."

i nearly died laughing.

Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gowgee. (Y)

We ended up discussing an entire line of Lord of the Rings yumcha, with silly names that made no sense, because the only one that had anything remotely to do with it was SAMWISE GOWGEE.

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Also, Tri-schools is coming! Am excite. :)

B-A-U-L-K-O YEAH!

Inequality

And i don't mean the gender related one.

that rant is for another time.

'inequality' is the title of my math joke love song.

if you didn't know i was lame before. well, now you do. haha. surprise!

here it is. for your groaning and shaking your head enjoyment. i present the lyrics.

It’s so quiet at the library

With a table just for you and me

But the silence isn’t awkward

Unless you really want it to

I think I'll feign stupidity so I can talk to you

I’ll be like, boy can you explain to me integration,

And how it differs from differentiation

I think you should integrate into my word

Cause I don’t wanna be anything else but your girl

CHORUS

You’re so smart people call you nerdy

But I think that’s so damn 1/cosC

You should know that you’re the one I adore

Cause you’re such a QT3.14

When I see you smile, my interest in you, compounds daily

Cause no one else makes my heart function turn this crazy

So if you were to calculate the equation of you plus me

You will find that there’s not one answer cause it’s an inequality

If I have done my mathematics correctly

You will see that the solution will always be <3.

You say if I need help give me your practise paper

And while you’re at it, lend me your calculator

You say it’s so easy, it’s only basic permutations

But I think I prefer, combinations

Of you and me

In a sum that goes to infinity

And although, I know, the probability is low

That I am greater than Cambridge in your eyes

You’re the only one that I choose, out of all the other guys.

Even though you are just so far out of my range

I’ve decided that my heart will always be, your domain

CHORUS

I treasure all those moment when we’re together in the library.

My love for you is like an unbounded function that increases monotonically.

And I think love is easier than trigonometry

So baby tan you do me a favour cos I need you to sine on the dotted line

To be forever mine

I like you cause you’re so nerdy

I find that so damn 1/cosC

And you know that you’re the one I adore

Cause you’re such a QT3.14

When I see you smile, my interest in you, compounds daily

Cause no one else makes my heart function turn this crazy

He said to me I calculated the equation of you plus me

And I found that there’s  not one answer cause it’s an inequality

I know that I have done my mathematics correctly

And everyone knows that the solution to you plus me

Is less than three.

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funny right? (i leave no room for arguement)

anyway, for putting up with that i have a cool comic for you kids.